August 2011
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Hi Miraj!
I just deleted about 200 posts that showed how much of an idiot I was back in 2008 (still am, but there is less proof on the internet). See? I’m a tumblr hipster. 
Aug 7th
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February 2008
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John needing to talk about anything
John: Hey Brian, who is your favorite scrubs character?
Brian: (annoyed by having to answer such a stupid question) J.D.
John: (after long pause) I like cocks.
Feb 10th
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