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the thing that I found odd about this video is that it seems like it’s supposed to be a...

Mar 2nd

Something that bothers me...

If you’ve ever worked in retail, you may have noticed this: Sometimes a person will hand you...

Mar 2nd

“This is an emergency! I wasn’t expecting this!”
— A woman to me when she was...

Mar 2nd

Janna and I just got back from starbucks, and we had the best lattes we ever had from there. Could...

Mar 1st

Two sad things that happened to me...

1) I came to the conclusion that my right ear is not shaped correctly to hold generic apple...

Feb 27th

I went to class and got back to my room an hour later. It suddenly smells like sweat and day old...

Feb 26th

John: I drew a vagina on my back.
Marissa: How did you get an accurate depiction of what a vagina looks like?
John: It's called the internet.....

Feb 25th

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the quality went down when I uploaded it to youtube, which sucks. 

Feb 25th

Movie Review - Charlie Bartlett

It was ok. 

Feb 25th

Janna and I made dinner. 

Feb 23rd

Fake Ben Folds! (link)

Feb 21st

Laugh and Dismiss

My sociology class ended 15 minutes early today. We were talking about why people commit suicide...

Feb 21st

Is she spinning clockwise or counter-clockwise? I see...

Feb 21st

Feb 20th

For shame, I watch American Idol

Since I have 2 exams in the next 2 days, there was obviously nothing better to do than watch 2 hours...

Feb 20th

in conditioning and learning class

Professor: Stay away from temptation, it's bigger than you.
Anonymous: My penis is named temptation.

Feb 19th

“I hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it and I was saving...”
— professor of the...

Feb 19th

What I learned today

Selling cigarettes and newspapers in the same store does not work so well when someone decides to...

Feb 17th

Posted by Janna

Random person in Red Bank: BRIAN HARRIS!!!!
Brian: Aw crap! (automatic response)

Feb 16th

Feb 14th

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People failing at life

Feb 14th

Too good to be true

“Tegan and Sara tour dates with Ben Folds: 4/3 - Utica, NY @ Stanley Perf. Arts Center...

Feb 13th

Feb 13th

“What was “C” originally invented for?”
— Smarty Pants video game for...

Feb 13th

“Q: What was the purpose of the protagonist in Hans...”
— Smarty Pants video game on the...

Feb 13th

Holy frick eating out is bad

Feb 13th

The massive amount of food that they give at Rutgers...

Feb 13th

The epic battle between man and the majority of a pie chart 

Feb 11th

Really hot coffee

The QuickChek by my house caught on fire.     I bet the Starbucks across the street is happy that...

Feb 11th

“The right tool to clean and condition - for less than the...”
— My suave shampoo bottle. It...

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

I enjoy lolcats

Here are some of my favorites:

Feb 10th

moola!

Feb 10th

John needing to talk about anything

John: Hey Brian, who is your favorite scrubs character?
Brian: (annoyed by having to answer such a stupid question) J.D.
John: (after long pause) I like cocks.

Feb 10th