Love is in the air? That, or there is a...
I sold an unusually large amount of condoms on this Friday evening at the pharmacy. I always feel...
Aug 30th
What has happened to this world?
Me: Are you his friend?Janna: On what?
Aug 28th
Oi!!!!!!!!!
Remember that post that I made yesterday about me being an idiot for turning on the TV, when I think...
Aug 22nd
Dexter
I am just about to watch the final episode of the first season of Dexter. I started two nights...
Aug 22nd
Tell me I'm not alone on this one...
Let me set up a situation for you: You’re in your living/family room on the couch doing...
Aug 21st
Michael Phelps - douche? (click)
Aug 20th
phelps's reaction after his victory
Aug 18th
Hey Waiters!
Read my typing…. Write my mother fricking order down!!!!!!!!!!!! You have a pen and pad...
Aug 17th
Listen
hrrrthrrr:
[ you don’t know me….ben folds feat. regina spektor ]
while its always great to hear...
Aug 16th
ha! hehe! giggidy giggidy.
Aug 12th
How do people live in the south?
So as you know, I’ve been in the south for the past week. It took me 30 minutes to get a...
Aug 12th
Notes from Myrtle Beach (?)
I think I missed a day or 2. Notes from day(s) ……: southerners are freaking fat I...
Aug 8th
Live from Myrtle Beach (III)
Notes from day 3: I can’t last more than 2 hours at a beach I bought a hat for $1.98 The...
Aug 6th
The sad thing is, I can relate to the 2nd guy
Aug 6th
Live from Myrtle Beach (II)
Notes from day 2: the girl’s new pet name is “little darling” 95 degree...
Aug 5th
Live from Myrtle Beach
Notes from day 1: our waitress’s name was Rocky The girl’s parents have no worries...
Aug 4th