Which came first?
(if you aren’t into ben folds, you have 0 reason to watch this video)
this side up
Hey Green Day...
…wake up, it’s October
My mother and the Gym
Over the summer, my mother became obsessed with wii fit. She played it every day, for 30 minutes of excercise (which takes about an hour to do). She actually lost about 10lbs (and she’s not big in the first place).
Anyway, she recently joined a real gym. I received an email from her the other day, in which she said:
“Dad came both nights (you know I’m not brave enough to go alone, at least for now) and set me up on the treadmill while he had his training session. Only problem was that he didn’t show me how to stop and I thought if I hit the huge stop button I might go flying off, so I just kept walking”
mooo. MOOOOOOOO! HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
What the duck? I found this website accidentally through google, and the cow in the top left corner was so ridiculous that I had to post it here. Click a few links in there.
Love is in the air? That, or there is a giant orgy happening in Jersey
I sold an unusually large amount of condoms on this Friday evening at the pharmacy. I always feel weird saying my usual “have a good one/night/weekend” when ringing up condoms, so I instead opt for “take care.”
What has happened to this world?
- Me: Are you his friend?
- Janna: On what?
Oi!!!!!!!!!
Remember that post that I made yesterday about me being an idiot for turning on the TV, when I think that I’m turning it off?
I just did it again. Goodnight.
