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Dexter

I am just about to watch the final episode of the first season of Dexter. I started two nights ago. 

PS. I figured out who the killer was the second time he was shown on the screen. oh yeah. 

Tell me I'm not alone on this one...

Let me set up a situation for you:


You’re in your living/family room on the couch doing something, such as reading a book or surfing the net. You have the TV on just for background noise. You then realize that this is stupid, so you hit the power button on your remote. Time passes, and you get up to go to bed. As you pass the TV, you hit the power button. It turns on. You were planning on turning the TV off. It already was. You’re an idiot.

I’m an idiot. 

This has happened to me the twice in the past week. 

Michael Phelps - douche? (click)

Michael Phelps - douche? (click)

Hey Waiters!

Read my typing….

Write my mother fricking order down!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have a pen and pad somewhere in this place - so use it, and get my order right! If I don’t want onions, I probably won’t say so, because I’m afraid that you’ll forgot this detail since I’m with a table of 7 other people with 7 other orders. I want to order my food with confidence that I’ll get it the way that I asked. 

Having a memory to remember food items does not make you cool. Maybe you should try it with a cigarette in your mouth and a plastic red cup in your hand next time. 

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

hrrrthrrr:

[ you don’t know me….ben folds feat. regina spektor ]

while its always great to hear regina on other songs, I am definitely ready for her to put out a new album of her own.

while it’s always great to hear ben letting other people sing on his songs, I am definitely ready for him to put out a new album of his own. oh wait…

How do people live in the south?

So as you know, I’ve been in the south for the past week. It took me 30 minutes to get a subway sandwich. It took me 10 minutes (with no line) to get Wendys. This happened in the same day. 

I wonder how the pharmacies are down there. At my pharmacy, our average wait time is 30 minutes. It goes from 5 minutes to over an hour, and we work fast. Since it should take no more than 10 minutes to get a subway sandwich with a small line, lets multiply these times by 3 for southern rates. That would make the average wait time at a pharmacy an hour and a half. Are their pharmacies not as busy? Are people willing to wait? Does the sluggishness rule not apply in pharmacies?  

Notes from Myrtle Beach (?)

I think I missed a day or 2.


Notes from day(s) ……:

  • southerners are freaking fat
  • I can’t take slow people.
  • We went to the biggest, most awesomest miniature golf course ever. It took 2 hours to complete.

Live from Myrtle Beach (III)

Notes from day 3:

  • I can’t last more than 2 hours at a beach
  • I bought a hat for $1.98
  • The girl and I walked to a supermarket (about a half a mile) only to realize that if we bought enough, we couldn’t get home. We were picked up. 
  • Previously mentioned supermarket had an entire floor devoted to souvenirs